An Intelligent Woman

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Tuesday, 12 May 2009 17:10

By Anonymous

Don't argue with an intelligent woman…She's always right!
A husband comes back from fishing one morning and takes a nap. His wife is bored and decides to take his boat for a short sail on the lake. She sails for awhile, then anchors and starts reading her book.

A few minutes later, the Coast Guard boat stops by.
"Good morning ma’am. What are you doing here?” the officer asks.
"Reading a book" she sighs. (Isn't it obvious?)
"You are in a forbidden fishing area,” said the officer.
"Sorry officer, but I'm not fishing, just reading,” she says.
"Yes, but as far as I'm concerned you can start fishing at any time. You have all the equipment here with you. I'll have to take you to the station," he says.
"Yes, but if you do that I'll have to complain about sexual harassment," says the woman.
" But I even didn't touch you," the officer says.
"Yes, true, but you have all the equipment and as far as I'm concerned, you can start at any moment,” she says.
" Have a good day ma’am," the officer says, and left.

Conclusion: never argue with a reading woman… obviously she can also think.

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